A quest for meaning, a search for answers, the pursuit of life, beauty and humanity in an inhumane world. *Edit* Do no Harm.
September 24, 2003
And now for something completely different
I had a vision... a waking dream...
On my worst enemy I would not deem.
I couldn't remove the image from my head,
it stayed until I wished I was dead.
Death it seems so fleetingly near,
a form of terror without peer.
I felt the need to settle the score,
click the link to find out more...
Get your hand out of your pants you filthy bastard! What have you got against kittens anways???
Thanks to oldcatman for reminding me of the power of kittens.
Posted by ChefQuix at September 24, 2003 11:19 PM | TrackBackThat is some elite poetry skillz you got goen there, Chef. And as kool as that Public Service Announcement is, It raises two important questions...
With the continuing flood of high quality internet porn that geeks have access to, what will He kill after He runs out of kittens?
Why does God get to have all the fun?
That was my background for the longest time....lol.
Posted by: Ginx at September 25, 2003 01:10 PMGood. I don't like cats anyway!
-Bubu 8)
Posted by: Bubu at September 25, 2003 03:51 PMYeah I was going through my picture archives and uploaded a view classics that I thought were damn funny.. That's one of the best photoshops Ever.
Posted by: ChefQuix at September 25, 2003 09:40 PMBut cats have 9 lives so... really i could masturbate 207 times and God will only take 23 kittens! but if i did it 213 times do you think he'd round up or down? anyways seems like a pretty sweet deal .... more porn.
Posted by: Mc P at September 25, 2003 10:01 PMAll I have to say is this
http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg09092003/Lum.jpg
Will Wheaton: we all hated him because he was intelligent enough to solve every possible problem on the first try.
... well, your title is "and now for something completely different"
Posted by: at September 25, 2003 11:25 PMAccording to this site ( http://www.catscans.com/facts.htm ) there are over 500 million cats in the world. Let's conjecture that 1/10 of them are kittens, so that would be 50 million kittens. If kittens have 9 lives, that would require 450 million masturbation sessions to eradicate all of them. Let's say that half of all canadians can successfully masturbate themselves to climax, and could average one session a day. It would take a whole month to remove the kitten infestation once and for all!
Alright, let's get started. Who's with me??
QUOTE: Who's with me?? - Chef
Uhh..dude... wow ummmm..... yeah usually I have at it by myself. Call me old fashioned but i do not have other dudes around when i have at it.
Posted by: The Kitty at September 26, 2003 11:40 AMAahaha I meant united as a team of individual efforts.. We're not talking about a circle jerk here.
Posted by: ChefQuix at September 26, 2003 11:41 AMlol... what about the rest of the world? Why just Canadians?
Posted by: Bubu at September 26, 2003 12:05 PMPerhaps because Canadians can spend more time masturbating during our long cold winters.. Only Canadians are truely up to this task. ;)
Posted by: ChefQuix at September 26, 2003 01:08 PMGet to it, bubu!
Posted by: DavisLee at September 28, 2003 02:46 PM